Prison Muscle: Workout Lessons from The Slammer

Below is a video from a prison weightlifting competition.  I’ve always been impressed by these lifts (though I can’t say the same for their singing).

But I’d like you to consider some of the lessons we can learn from these guys.  Here are a few that come to mind:

1. Supplements aren’t important 

We can safely assume these lifts were done without any help from bodybuilding supplements (unless you think they can order them in prison).  This reinforces something I learned a long time ago–you don’t need them to get big and strong.  Yes, there are a few supplements that work, but they are definitely not necessary.

2. You don’t need massive amounts of protein to build muscle

I’m sure inmates do their best to get extra protein (buying extra food, etc).  But ultimately they have to eat whatever meals are provided to them–I doubt any of them are getting the “1.5 grams of protein per lb of body weight” you hear so much about (see also How Much Protein?).

3.  Optimize your testosterone

Here’s where I’m not sure about cause vs effect.  Some speculate that prisoners are so strong because they already had elevated tesoterone levels, even before their incarceration.

This is certainly possible, but I also wonder if the conditions in prison cause elevations in testosterone.   Perhaps being in a highly competitive environment (understatement) is a factor.  We also know that prisoners tend to get plenty of sleep, which is important for the manly hormone (see Sleep for Muscle).

Regardless, it makes sense to do everything you can to optimize your testosterone levels.  Getting enough rest, limiting your beer consumption, and eating broccoli are just a few things you can do for this.

4.  Keep things simple

Prisoners have a reputation for using anything at their disposal for training.  There’s nothing wrong with training at a well-equipped gym, but you don’t need fancy equipment to build muscle and strength.  You can do plenty with just basic equipment, like barbells, dumbbells, a pull-up bar, etc.  Your best bet on building a great, powerful physique is to get strong in the basic lifts: squat, deadlift, etc.  This is one reason I’m such a fan of Jason Ferruggia’s Minimalist Training.

Watch the video and compare this to what you see a lot of guys doing at your local gym:

Testosterone Boosters Review

I’d like to share my review on the classification of supplements known as “testosterone boosters.”  Supplement manufacturers claim these pills and powders increase or maximize levels of the manly hormone.

I’ll start this review with three points:

Three reasons why “testosterone boosters” are worthless:

1.  First and foremost, the wrong people are often the most eager to buy this kind of supplement. 

I regularly see guys in their 20’s wanting to take them or asking which one is the best (on forums, etc).  Please read carefully: if you are in your 20’s, you are already in your natural peak of testosterone production.  Your hormones are most likely not the limiting factor in your gains (I’d say the same thing to guys in their 30’s).

2. This kind of supplement also doesn’t have a great track record as far as real research goes. 

I remember when tribulus terrestris hit the market back in the 90’s.  It had all the usual hype and “scientific” explanation as to why it would raise t levels.  But one study in 2007 showed tribulus supplementation didn’t make any difference in terms of testosterone/epitestosterone (T/E) ratio, strength, or mass.1 An older (2000) study concluded “Supplementation with tribulus does not enhance body composition or exercise performance in resistance-trained males.”2

The industry has changed little–there’s a lot of hype and wasted money with no results to show for it.  I remember another supplement that came out a few years ago with claims of outrageous increases in testosterone levels.  They had “studies” to back their claims, but ATD (1,4,6-androstatriene-3,17-dione) was the main ingredient.  This compound can be mistaken for testosterone.3

3. You’d need a significant increase of testosterone beyond natural levels for it to actually make any difference in strength, size or body composition.

Let’s use steroids as a reference point.  A beginner steroid cycle would be somewhere between 250-500 mg of testosterone a week (it might include other drugs, but this would be the base).  A new user would probably make significant gains by using this dose for 3 months.  But even this beginner cycle is much higher than “natural” testosterone levels: a standard dose of testosterone replacement therapy would probably be around 100-250 mg every 2-3 weeks.

In summary, I don’t see any reason for young men to invest in “testosterone boosters” for the purpose of getting bigger, stronger, or leaner.  Change your diet and exercise program if you aren’t getting the results you want. 

What about older trainees?  Are there any promising formulas out there?

I haven’t seen anything conclusive as far as research goes.  Maca, for example, may be able to affect hormone levels enough to improve sex drive, but the evidence is “limited” at best.4

Here’s another reason to be very cautious: The Journal of the International Society of Sports Nutrition recently published a study on 23 athletes who regularly used “natural (plant-derived) dietary supplements with ergogenic aims.”  15 of these athletes had abnormal hormone levels (estrogen and progesterone). 5 I’m not sure exactly what these subjects were using, but it makes me think twice about taking something that isn’t backed by extensive research.

Conclusion:

I’m 40 years old, so I’d love to find a natural herb proven to safely maximize testosterone. But I’m underwhelmed by what I see right now.  I’ll just stick to strategies to boost my testosterone naturally.

Note: You may want to check out my post on Supplements for Sexual Health.  

Related Post: Prohormones: Hype and History

References:

1. J Strength Cond Res. 2007 May;21(2):348-53. The effect of five weeks of Tribulus terrestris supplementation on muscle strength and body composition during preseason training in elite rugby league players.

2.Int J Sport Nutr Exerc Metab. 2000 Jun;10(2):208-15. The effects of Tribulus terrestris on body composition and exercise performance in resistance-trained males.

3. Steroids. 1980 Dec;36(6):717-21. Immunological interference of the synthetic aromatase inhibitor 1,4,6-androstatriene-3,17-dione (ATD) and its metabolite(s) in the radioimmunoassay for testosterone.

4. BMC Complement Altern Med. 2010 Aug 6;10:44. Maca (L. meyenii) for improving sexual function: a systematic review.

5. JISSN 2012, June 19 Consumption and biochemical impact of commercially available plant-derived nutritional supplements. An observational pilot-study on recreational athletes